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We introduced a few new features to mrcranky.com. We don't really give a damn whether you like them or not, but here you go anyway.First, we added Google Custom Search to the site, because the regular...
View ArticleEverything That's Wrong With America I Learned at Starbucks
I waited in two exceptionally long lines this weekend and in the process discovered, or maybe that's rediscovered, everything that's wrong with America.The first line I was waited in could have been...
View ArticleBabies Suck
I was in the supermarket when I ran into one of my co-workers and her husband. The husband had recently learned that my wife and I had just had our first child. “Isn’t it wonderful?” he asked, though I...
View ArticleNadya Suleman Should be in Jail
This is such old news that I probably shouldn't even bother, but what the hell. It's slow. By now, most of you are familiar with the insane woman, Nadya Suleman, who just had octoplets to add to her...
View ArticleSomebody Save Me From Nadya Suleman
Yes, more on Octomom...So I'm surfing morning television today and, I'm not kidding you, every channel is doing a story on this insane woman and how she's buying some big house she shouldn't be able to...
View ArticleThe Kindle is Dead
The Amazon Kindle is dead. Oh, Amazon doesn't seem to know it yet. After all, they just rolled out the Kindle 2 and apparently have a textbook Kindle in the works to compete in the college market, but...
View ArticleHandicapping American Idol
So what, I watch American Idol. I got addicted, so I thought I'd use it to my advantage.This season has been interesting. I watch mainly to see Simon tear contestants their new assholes. It's actually...
View ArticleNo Longer a Christian Nation
What would Jesus Do on healthcare reform? Apparently, he’d scream all sorts of slanderous insults at the top of his lungs, call our President a Nazi, and tell the uninsured to go die in the streets...
View ArticleDon't Blame the Writer
Having done this Mr. Cranky thing for some time now, I have been on the delivering end of a barrage of insults directed toward the writer of some movie for contributing to their craft what flies...
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